Real Talk Milestone Set
Real Talk Milestone Set
Because not every milestone is picture-perfect… and sometimes the funniest moments are the ones no parenting book prepares you for!
Our Real Talk Milestone Discs put a hilarious spin on traditional baby milestone cards, capturing the chaos, sleepless nights, and laugh-out-loud moments that come with raising a tiny human. Perfect for parents who appreciate a little humour alongside the memories.
From surviving sleep regressions to changing outfits for the fourth time before lunch, these milestone discs celebrate the reality of parenthood in the most relatable way possible.
Product Details
- 15 engraved milestone discs
- Each disc measures 100mm in diameter
- Crafted from premium acrylic or timber
- Reusable keepsake quality
- Perfect for milestone photos and memory books
- A unique baby shower or new parent gift
Included Milestones
✨ Mum dressed me in neutrals… Again.
✨ I’ve officially broken their sleep schedule.
✨ Today I wore more milk than I drank.
✨ Today I fought sleep like it owed me money.
✨ Cried because the wind changed direction.
✨ Sleep regression? Nailed it.
✨ Mum said bedtime, I said party time.
✨ Nap? I don’t know her.
✨ Cried because I dropped my dummy… while holding it.
✨ First smile… it was gas.
✨ I smiled… now I own them.
✨ I broke them. It was easy.
✨ Learned to crawl. Nothing is safe now.
✨ They tried a routine today. LOL.
✨ Outfit #4 and it’s not even noon.
Perfect For
- Parents who love a laugh
- Baby milestone photography
- Memory books and scrapbooks
- Baby shower gifts
- First-time parents
- Social media-worthy baby photos
Because while babies hit plenty of milestones, sometimes the moments you’ll remember most are the ones that had you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. 🤍😂👶🏻
The perfect keepsake for parents who know that raising a baby is equal parts magical and completely unhinged.